My mom

Today at 4:48 pm my mother told me over the phone that she was having a glass of wine.

When I asked if that was a little early, she countered that this was ok since it is Friday and she was making spaghetti sauce. You can't argue with that logic.

Below are her last few texts to me for your enjoyment. The context is irrelevant. She also calls a movie "THE bridesmaids."